I love Top Tens. We love Top Tens. Sing it Together Now.

I’ve always loved top 10 lists.

John Cusack likes top 5 lists but I think those are too claustrophobic.

A top ten list less often is better than a top five list more often.

My top ten lists are not intended to be evergreen and final. They just are.

Here’s today’s list:

1. Celebrity Gossip for it’s emptiness.

2. Pyramid Schemes for their gluttonous nature.

3. High brow art for the pretention.

4. Zoos for their sadness.

5. Chain restuarants for their mediocrity.

6. Cheap cars for their lack of safety.

7. The cost of bottled water at festival events for it’s blatant theft.

8. Bottled water for it’s backwards thinking.

9. Cigarettes for their emotional and physical cancer.

10. Fear, because that’s just messed up.

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